Aliens? Elves? Alien Elves?

Something weird is going on in my house.  At first I just thought I was going crazy or something, but now I’m beginning to suspect “outside forces.” It started a couple of days ago. I woke up and went into the bathroom to wash my face.  But, when I looked into the mirror, I got [...]

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Joke Break #1

No matter what you’re doing or what’s going on in your life, it’s always good to be able to take a break and enjoy a good joke.  And, what better way to end your weekend and/or start your Monday than with a smile?  This one was sent to me by a friend and it makes [...]

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The Rogue Bath Mat

You know, sometimes I think that this little world I inhabit is really just a situation comedy God set up for His viewing pleasure.  Seriously, I do.  Okay, here’s what happened. The day after my birthday (last Thursday,) I was in Wal-mart picking up some necessities and, since I was still feeling some residual birthday [...]

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Just A Cautionary Warning

I came across this and thought it was worth sharing.  If it offends you, sorry about that. I can’t help it!  I think it’s funny.  Have a great Sunday!

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You’re Getting Older When…

I know these kinds of lists are floating all over the Internet, but I recently received one I think has some pretty funny (and true!) points.  If I knew who wrote it, I would be glad to give them credit.  Meanwhile, enjoy! You know you’re getting older when: 1. You find yourself beginning to like [...]

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More Snow? No!!!

After having a brief reprieve for a couple of days of above-freezing temperatures, thus enabling some of the snow to melt, they’re calling for another onslaught today and tomorrow.  Of course they are!  It’s winter, and the midwest must be punished!  And the icing on the cake is that my appointment for a tooth extraction [...]

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Iris Strikes Again!

Question:  What does the U.S. Mail and debris throughout my house have in common?  Hang on, because that’s exactly what today’s post is all about. It started with Iris calling me on a frigid gloomy day saying she was in the neighborhood getting her car fixed and asking if she could stop by afterward.  I [...]

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Incognito!

Well, not to overreact or anything, but I may have to join the Federal Witness Protection Program.   Seriously Right as I reached the end of taking the deadly steroid, Prednisone on Thursday, one of the side effects finally kicked in, giving me a puffy face.  And when I say “puffy face,” I don’t mean some [...]

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Old? Me? Well, maybe…

Well, it’s official!  I am now an old person.  You know how I know?  This week I bought a pill-splitter. Yes, you heard me right.  The doctor changed the dose of one of my medicines from two a day to one and a half. Now, when I was young and my life was one mad [...]

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The Great Bra Dilemma

We can send a man to the moon.  We can cure polio.  We can invent the Internet, You-Tube, iPhones and iPads.  But no one in this entire world seems capable of creating The Perfect Bra.  By “perfect,” I mean “comfortable.” Men have no idea.  They have no idea at all of what we women must [...]

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