I have several totally unrelated bits and pieces to share, but then, aren’t they usually? First off, during these past two weeks when I’ve been dealing with such pain in my back and leg, there’s one important duty I’ve neglected, which has come back to bite me. I’ve totally neglected to fight back against the mole!!! And the result? Take a look for yourself. Once he realized that I wasn’t out there pounding the tunnels back down, he had himself a field day. There are over ten tunnels there and those are just the ones to the left of my stepping-stones! It makes me sick.
Dolly Parton was a guest on Good Morning America this morning. Now, first off, I love Dolly. I really do. I have several of her albums and think she is the sweetest person. But, let me tell you, she has GOT to stop having plastic surgery! When they showed her the first time, I took a double-take. Her mouth is pulled to both sides so tightly that she looks like The Joker in Batman! And her eyes, too, are pulled so that they look like Catwoman’s! I was going to include a picture here, but all of her pictures are touched up. She’s 65, for crying out loud. Why doesn’t she just accept it?
I was in a mood to shake things up, so I decided to go with a different color of fingernail polish. First I tried lavender, but it make my hands look corpse-like. But then I tried this blue and I kind of like it! What do you say? Go or no? (Please ignore the bony, OLD, red-knuckled hands! They’re the only ones I have.)
And finally, for those of you who have told me that I should have a pet, I have finally found the perfect one for me. Ready?
Okay, here it is...a lap giraffe!
I need one of these badly. I really do. You all know I do. Just because my birthday has just passed, don’t let that stop you. It would make a lovely “belated birthday gift.” You can find out more about them HERE.
So, until I get that big surprise…